Today turned out to be a BEAUTIFUL DAY.
I woke up feeling like shit this morning. I was exhausted, not in the mood to work, and full of aches and pains—the kind you get when you have a fever. I’m probably coming down with something.
I forced myself out of bed, but was so out of it that I forgot to brush my teeth and shave when I got out of the shower. What a great start to the morning…
Furthermore, a coworker passed away this past weekend, so a few of us had plans to go to the wake this afternoon. I was already dreading going to it—those things are always uncomfortable.
To top it all off, I have class this weekend, which I found out at the last minute. I was looking forward to having at least ONE more weekend before classes started back up, but the particular class I registered for starts a week earlier than I thought.
But then… I heard the most beautiful news…
Something so exciting and magnificent that I could barely retain myself…
Something so grandiose, it’s restored my faith in God…
Something I’ve prayed for since day one…
THE BITCH RESIGNED.
The almighty, hi-riding, lying, selfishly self-centered, uncompromising, impossible, judgmental, arrogant, rude-ass, trifling 24-karat BITCH of Marketing and Communications has given up her position as Director to pursue another job at another institution. No end date set in place.
God is good.

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